Patrick Moore (OBE)

Mr Universe

Yes, Person Of The Week (tm) is a new feature to Friday Fun and is awarded to anyone whose contribution to mankind is plentiful. Sir Patrick Moore (OBE) is not only the world renowed planetary astronomer and international television personality, but also the Finance spokesperson for the Monster Raving Loony Party of Great Britain. Party finance policies, should they get elected, include giving away �1 million to anyone who voted Monster Raving Loony which would be paid for by 'turning the British Isles into a tax haven and undercutting the Swiss'. When asked of the likely outcome, Sir Patrick said 'We will be knee-deep in money'. Sir Patrick is also rumoured to be in favour of the plans by leader Lord Such to appease those north of the border: 'Nationalistic Scots who want their own parliament, would be lent the London-based one, which would be put on wheels.'

Congratulations to you, Patrick Moore, the very first GOMP (tm) Person Of The Week (tm).