Well, first off, I must pay a mention to the LondonPages- a great source of finding out what the Capital city of England is REALLY like.

Links to my friendly little helpers

These helpful chaps started me off in writing HTML. I may not be an expert at it, but his isn't exactly bad for 1 week! anyway, should you wish to learn about HTML, I would recommend HTML Help for Absoloute Beginners. This is clear, plain and in idiot proof language.

Some decent joke repositories

Just a couple here. First off, Laughweb is not a bad place to start - Load of jokes, although some of the quality is a little dubious. Also, you might like to try the Oxymoron Humour Archive as it contains much of the right stuff. More of these when I find them out.